Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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