Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize