At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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