wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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