So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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