I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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