So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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