I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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