omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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