What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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