Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Are we still banned from the library?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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