I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
His hands were made for my vagina.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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