Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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