Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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