That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Your dad touched me again.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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