Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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