I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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