Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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