Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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