Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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