Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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