I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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