The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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