you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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