We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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