Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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