Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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