Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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