You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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