ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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