Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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