PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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