Yo dont text me then not text me
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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