Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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