Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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