Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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