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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
do nipples grow back?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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