Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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