Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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