Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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