so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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