Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I CAN MOONWALK!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Panties = found
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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