On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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