Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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