S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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