You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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