I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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