): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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