he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I need a beard to bite.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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