he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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