I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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