Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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