So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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